What can melt your heart?

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?

Everyone - okay didi.

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Can you tell me a depressing story?

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

He- (blank face)

Why is it so common for married white women to have an affair with black men? Does it bother white guys?

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Me- (laughs)

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Shruti Verma

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?